The Onion posted a sports article recently that might actually be closer to the truth rather than the statirical humor we’ve all grown to love and enjoy. The headline reads, “Royals Hire Tom Emanski To Teach Them Fundamentals Of Baseball“. Now we all know that The Onion runs news that is fake, but this one might just be pretty spot on.
I realize that being a Cubs fan, I don’t have a lot of room to talk right now. However, the Royals haven’t had the best record for the last few seasons. KC fans are some of the best fans out there, and I have family in the metro area that are a true example of this. But if anyone sees my grandma, I never wrote this and I don’t know you.

I guess it would be fairly incorrect to ask if anyone cares that Barry Bonds is about to surpass Babe Ruth’s home run record. It’s obvious that people around the world are paying attention. I would doubt that they are waiting on the edge of their seats though.
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