I saw Kingdom of Heaven tonight with Heath and Chichi. There are things that I’d like to say about the film, but I don’t want this to become a platform about what I like and don’t like about films. More so, I’m not the best critic in the world. I tend to find the good elements in a lot of the things that I enjoy and focus on those rather than the negative. This might change in the future, but I’m still kind of undecided about this one.
One thing I do not understand is when did they start making annoying movie goers in surround sound? There was the murmur of something going on from somewhere in the theatre, and I’m not sure I should dive into my theory as to what that could have been. Behind me to the left, there was a guy who kept playing with his soft drink lid. To the other side, the proverbial play-by-play announcer, discussing what’s happening, when it happened, and why.
Where do these people come from? Why must they exist? I just want to enjoy the movie that I overpaid to see and drink my water downed soda with a peace of mind that I can do it without the urge of causing bodily harm.
Happy Birthday, Heath!
You gotta do the matinees dude. Mo’fo’ing matinees. Especially Monday ones. Those are the best. Empty theater and bored staff. You get the place to yourself (mostly. You get other people like you who want a living room with 100′ tv on the far end) and the staff will be nice to you as long as you’re not a jerk.
Man, it’s hard not to use profanity.