i have only half a plan


I love how advertisers are targeting “real men” these days. The simple fact is that there are men out there that cannot cook. For them, I feel very sorry. It’s not that hard. Really. Instead, fast food places cater to these individuals saying, “Hey, don’t worry! We’re here. We’ll take care of you.

They stop short of actually pulling your own mother on the screen to say that you should clog your circulatory system full of this crap because you need to “eat something, you’re too skinny.” Let’s not fail to mention that the people on these commercials seem to be not of you most obese types, to say the least.

And Hootie’s doing commercials for Burger King now? Guh? Where’s the rest of the guys? That annoying, long haired, blond drummer dude? With the big nose? Come on… You know who I’m talking about. I know you do.

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