maybe we can make this last a lifetime


I bought toothpaste that is cinnamon flavored compared to the typical mint stuff that I’ve been buying most of my life. I saw it and thought it was worth a try. I like cinnamon. It’s probably one of my favorite tastes of what tastes that can be classified as such things. However, I’ve been deceived.

This toothpaste tastes so good that I want to eat it. Last I heard, that’s a bad thing. It’s like drinking mouthwash because it tastes like peppermint schnapps. Even worse, it’s red. So suddenly, you look into the sink and start to wonder if all of your teeth are about to fall out because of this sea of red foam being rinsed down the drain. I just went to the dentist and got the sister-in-law seal of approval on my teeth, minus the four tiny cavities that were found. That happens when you haven’t seen the dentist in nearly two years.

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