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The next time you are at a stoplight, take a moment to notice what the person driving the car behind you is doing. I have not been able to figure it out, but once inside of your car, you are in your own little world. For those with tinted windows, this is very true. However, for those of you without, I can still see when you pick your nose and try to figure out where to put your snot once you fished it out of those hard to reach places.

I’m a guilty party of being one who sings while in the car. I’ll play drums on my steering wheel, pluck bass strings on the gear shift. If you want to look at me and see me do these things, I can’t stop you. I’ll eat, drink, and talk on the phone in comfort of my little red car. I’ll talk with a friend in the passenger seat, moving my arms and hands like I normally do. You can see me do this at the intersection while we’re all waiting for the light to turn green.

Still, I won’t pick my nose.

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