you’d be surprised how we race


In my best Andy Rooney impression, why do beer commercials play good party music and not the crappy music that you often hear in real life at establishments that sell such beer? It never fails, and there is probably something to be said about this fact for me not being a beer drinker myself. You go out to a bar, and the music sucks. Granted, there are a few bars within my immediate area that have music selections that don’t suck as bad, but when you mix in the mindlessness of stupid people consuming said beverages, that just takes things downhill fast. Notice, I said stupid people in reference to people that are stupid. I am not advocating that those who drink beer are stupid. Although, there are some out there where this could be applied either way.

Bill is getting married tomorrow. I met him my first year in college and we’ve stayed in contact since. We roomed for a small amount of time during my sophomore year. Very smart guy. So smart, he got paid to go to college. I’m not sure if the same was true for law school, but hey, he’s a lawyer now, so who cares, right? It’ll be an interesting day for sure. Just to see Bill in a tux will be a treat.

The reception is said to have six kegs of beer.

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